Damn languages
People are intimidated when they buy sex related staff. One would also be uncomfortable to say straight the exact purpose of purchase. Then you have to use language that is not your native.
Funny situation happened in a drug store.
We wanted to buy a "pipette" or a "medicine dropper".
The lady in front of us was there to get something more personal.
There are small differences between meaning of verbs "to grease" and "to lubricate".
It was a pleasure with a smile to observe buy-sell people interact using wrong words.
I think that assistant in the shop had better understanding of word "Greaser", but she was having hard time trying to imagine what should be greased and for what reason.
I was dying to see that lady to start demonstrating the procedure of applying and necessary effect of magic greaser.
Helpfully, there is not much on the shelves in that shop and very soon the tube with lube was handed to our hero.
Seeing the name of the brand I realized that there was at least one reason to convey this story.
"Glid". I am 100% sure is originated from glide(wonder if glider is good synonym to lubricant).
From distant that "d" looked like "b"... Actually they are mirror images of each other...
Funny situation happened in a drug store.
We wanted to buy a "pipette" or a "medicine dropper".
The lady in front of us was there to get something more personal.
There are small differences between meaning of verbs "to grease" and "to lubricate".
It was a pleasure with a smile to observe buy-sell people interact using wrong words.
I think that assistant in the shop had better understanding of word "Greaser", but she was having hard time trying to imagine what should be greased and for what reason.
I was dying to see that lady to start demonstrating the procedure of applying and necessary effect of magic greaser.
Helpfully, there is not much on the shelves in that shop and very soon the tube with lube was handed to our hero.
Seeing the name of the brand I realized that there was at least one reason to convey this story.
"Glid". I am 100% sure is originated from glide(wonder if glider is good synonym to lubricant).
From distant that "d" looked like "b"... Actually they are mirror images of each other...
When we approached, then the "dropper" without "medicine" also created wrong associations. :)
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